This week's Cockney rhyming slang is ice cream. Ice cream is Cockney rhyming slang for geezer, which is the British equivalent of the American slang word dude, not to be confused with the way Americans use “geezer” to refer to an old man.
It means plain, unadorned, unvarnished, without frills. Vanilla ice cream is considered to be the most ordinary type of ice cream. It is not exotic in the way - say - rum and raisin ice cream might be considered exotic.
"The woman sits on the partner as on a chair, her legs are bent and opened apart so that the man's knees are between them. "She holds hands around the male partner's hips, offers him the neck with head leaned backwards a little, in his turn, he puts his hands on her breast, caresses her and kisses her neck gently."
Vanilla sex refers to conventional sex that conforms to the very basic expectations with a culture. Classically, in heterosexual sex, it refers to sex in the missionary position, and broadly speaking, it excludes fetishes such as S&M.
The Soft Ice Cream emoji 🍦 depicts soft-serve ice cream in a cone. The emoji is used to refer to ice cream, cold desserts such as frozen yogurt, or dessert in general.
Uncle Ned is Cockney slang for Bed.
(Also to toby, and a toby, meaning a tramp. Slang Dictionary gives toby as the highroad.) Read in context, these paragraphs clearly refer to a life of vagrancy.
First introduced as a part of the Unicode 6.0 in 2010, the emoji was a literal poop pile with flies buzzing around the top of the pile, and people were not impressed. The emoji was created to be much more innocent, originally it was supposed to be known as a chocolate soft serve swirl.
Kettle and Hob is Cockney slang for Watch. When pocket watches first became fashionable, they were held against the body by use of a small chain. These were called fob watches, and it's from this expression that we get Kettle and Hob for watch.
'Cheese and kisses' meaning A common rhyming aussie slang way of saying the missus. The missus is a guys girlfriend/partner/wife. Example: Mate, tell the cheese and kisses I said hi when you see her.
Derived from the 500 Rupee banknote, which featured a monkey. EXPLANATION: While this London-centric slang is entirely British, it actually stems from 19th Century India. Referring to £500, this term is derived from the Indian 500 Rupee note of that era, which featured a monkey on one side.
The emoji was created to be much more innocent, originally it was supposed to be known as a chocolate soft serve swirl. It was then interpreted in Dazed Magazine, Buzzfeed, and Huffington Post who came up with a list of ways the emoji could be used, citing poop as one use.
Cherry Hogg is Cockney slang for Dog.
Sherbet Dab is Cockney Rhyming Slang for Cab (taxi)!
To lose one's self-control in a fit of nerves, panic, temper, annoyance, or the like. To chuck a wobbly is a variant of the Standard English idiom to throw a wobbly, where wobbly means 'a fit of temper or panic'.
dag. An unfashionable person, a person lacking style or character, a socially awkward adolescent, a 'nerd'. These senses of dag derive from an earlier Australian sense of dag meaning 'a "character", someone eccentric but entertainingly so'.
The most widely recognised Cockney rhyming slang terms for money include 'pony' which is £25, a 'ton' is £100 and a 'monkey', which equals £500. Also used regularly is a 'score' which is £20, a 'bullseye' is £50, a 'grand' is £1,000 and a 'deep sea diver' which is £5 (a fiver).
Some people have said that a three-month sentence was called a carpet because it took that long to make one in the prison workshop, but the rhyming slang joke on an existing usage makes more sense. (It doesn't ever seem to have meant so long a sentence as three years.)
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